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Nothing says “holiday spirit” like festive chaos and clean lines.

This limited-edition holiday set is your ticket to the North Pole (and back again):

“CUNT” Red Bump & Boogie - glossy candy-apple red, as bold and unbothered as Rudolph on a bender.

Mini card and reusable straw for lines — metallic, sleek, and perfectly giftable.

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Nothing says “holiday spirit” like festive chaos and clean lines.

This limited-edition holiday set is your ticket to the North Pole (and back again):

“CUNT” Red Bump & Boogie - glossy candy-apple red, as bold and unbothered as Rudolph on a bender.

Mini card and reusable straw for lines — metallic, sleek, and perfectly giftable.

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Hot Mess Express: Christmas Sniffs Edition

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